The Demise of Cats in Sweaters

As two of the founding contributors to Cats in Sweaters will not be returning to our place of residence this fall, we have decided that it would be for the best to discontinue our fine publication. Alas, as Marlboro cannot hold Maryse and Adelaide any longer, Marcheline cannot find it within herself to continue on with a project that brought them together more than most things.

But it is not all bad. We are releasing Vol. 3.5, our farewell issue. It is called 3.5 because it is half the size of our other issues. This will come out on Friday. As soon as the magical unicorns drop the collated copies off at our doors.

In the meantime, please enjoy this cute photograph of a baby bear that you just know wants to be kerfluffled.

Rogue Unicorn Attack

Listen up!

It has come to our attention that several rather delightful young ladies have put together a radio show, called "Rogue Unicorn Attack". It promises to be a moderately amazing show, full of songs that make little sense, and dialogue that makes even less.

You should definitely check it out.

Rogue Unicorn Attack
WDTR Dead Tree Radio

It'll be awesome!

Marcheline

So Cats in Sweaters Vol. 3, the Lolrus Edition came out a couple of weeks ago, and we already have received a letter from a devoted reader!

This comes from a lovely young lady in Western How-land. I am guessing that is something like Northeastern Who-ville.

Miss xxxxxxx (name blocked for security reasons! No real names on the interwebz!) writes:

Dear Cats in Sweaters,
You guys really take the (rainbow-frosting) cake when it comes to delightful zines. I gobble up every issue like those little hearts with special messages on them, except without the unpleasant aftertaste that the purple-flavored hearts have. I hate the purple ones. I wish they were all flavored like the white ones. Those ones are delicious.
Thanks for teaching me to write a letter. You may notice that I am writing this with my special purple pen. This is because you are special. Write more CiS, please.

lovelovelove
xxxxxx

Oh, you, xxxxxx, writing a lovely little letter and reminding us of our favorite Mountain Goats song in one go! It's like a little hug for our hearts. Seriously. We now have cancer of the heart. But in a good, non-life-threatening way. Yay!

Marcheline.

We are...

... actively looking like candy-land villains and working on the latest issue of CIS. Get ready, CIS is coming!
-Marcheline, Adelaide, Maryse,+Our exciting new guest contributor

Fat Kitty!

Oh, Fat Kitty, our favorite superhero ever! Please, save me from certain impending doom!


"Iz kan bee paid in kibblz and cheezburgers?"

No.

"Iz can be paid in hugz?"

Yes.

"Iz can be paid in cheezburgers and hugs?"

Places to Go on the Internet! That are fun! And Pictures of Cuteness!

Ian's Shoelace Site:

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

Ian is my next husband. I am already planning our first meeting, and how much of a creeper I have to be for him to love me.

Sandwich recipes:

http://www.nikibone.com/recipe/sandwiches.html

Sandwiches are wonderful. So is knowing how to make 397 different kinds.

Extraordinary pictures:

http://www.hyd-masti.com/2008/08/extraordinary-pics.html

Animals. Yay!

Cat Prin:

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/v

Cat Prin. It kind of defies explanation. But is absolutely necessary for a fulfilled life.

And pictures:

In a sort of related vein, Stumbleupon is now only giving me cute animal pictures, recipe websites, and weird conspiracy theory sites. Because it has decided that I am a crazy cat lady who wears a hat made of tin foil.

-Marcheline

New Fans?

It seems we have just received praise from a rather unlikely fan, look for yourself...